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themetaisawesome:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

If people on tumblr weren’t so lazy, we’d be super villains

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weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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well done supernatural fandom, well done

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they-hide-in-the-dark:

Brahmaparusha - 

A vampire from Northern Indian folklore, the Brahmaparusha is an extremely violent vampire who takes pride in its kills.  It is usually seen wearing intestines on its head and carrying a skull that it uses as a cup to drink blood from. A Brahmaparusha is created by a demon possessing the corpse of a human being. It’s also believed that a person can be reincarnated as a Brahmaparusha if they were evil in their previous life. 

Brahmaparusha attacks are very violent and bloody. They bite down on their victim’s neck until blood starts to pour out and then it fills its skull cup with the blood to drink it. Once the body is drained of blood, the vampire smashes the victim’s head and eats their brains. Finally it rips out their intestines and wears them around its neck or on its head as a trophy. It will then dance around what is left of the corpse. It takes many victims to fill a Brahmaparusha. 

There is no way to protect yourself against a Brahmaparusha vampire. The only thing you can do is run and hide. 

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danieltflynn:

This is the first animation I’ve done in a year.

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onlylolgifs:

Dog Tries to Drink Water From iPad

Reblogged from Lunar Cervidae
A TEXT POST

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

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unamusedsloth:

Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.

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slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

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dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

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